Nose like a faucet
Copius mucous flows free
Need Puffs with lotion
I don't feel like I have a cold. I am just sneezing alot. With the sneezing comes the snot. MMMMMM, snot. Although, I do have to say, if I blow my nose really hard, I get a funny dizzy feeling. It is kinda cool. (cheap thrills!) Of course the best time to get a cold/or allergy attack, whatever it is, is at the beginning of your three day stretch of graveyard shifts at work. Looks like I am gonna be wearing a mask all night. Crap.
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